Definitions by Brady Hartzfield
Malinak
Verb - to injure oneself inexplicably, or through a senseless act.
Past tense: Malinak’d
Derived from The Blaze producer Keith Malinak and his history of weird injuries.
Past tense: Malinak’d
Derived from The Blaze producer Keith Malinak and his history of weird injuries.
“How did you Malinak yourself this time?”
“Beats me. I was walking on flat ground, and sprained my ankle.”
“I was cutting fruit, and Malinak’d my finger with the knife tip”
“Beats me. I was walking on flat ground, and sprained my ankle.”
“I was cutting fruit, and Malinak’d my finger with the knife tip”
Malinak by Brady Hartzfield December 11, 2025
Heinlein
Verb - discounting an opinion on the military/police/government institutions because of that person’s lack of service in those institutions.
Origin: “Starship Troopers”, the Robert Heinlein novel where Federation citizens are only fully franchised after two years of Federation service
Origin: “Starship Troopers”, the Robert Heinlein novel where Federation citizens are only fully franchised after two years of Federation service
“You don’t know what you’re talking about, because you’ve never been a soldier”
“Why do you have to Heinlein me, bro?”
“Why do you have to Heinlein me, bro?”
Heinlein by Brady Hartzfield March 21, 2021