Bradley J.'s definitions

Smoke

1. An unbelieveable lie.
Synonyms: Bullshit, horseshit, a lie. Refers to an outrageous lie.

2. Literally anything else if said in the right tone of voice. Anything.

Also pronounced smooke, smeek, shmeee, shmiggity, or anything else that has an s or an h or some sort of vowel anywhere in it.

Antonym: No-smoke.

Box-Wine: "Colin, I met up with that hot cheerleader last night and we fucked."
Colin: "Smoke."
Box-Wine: "No-smoke, legitimately"
Colin: "Smooooooooke."

by Bradley J. October 1, 2005

Raw Dog

V. To engage in sexual intercourse without the use of a condom.

I blacked out and raw dogged my ex-boo last night.

by Bradley J. September 27, 2005

RDNI

Acronym for "Raw Dog, Nut Inside." Refers to initiating in sexual intercourse without a condom ("raw dog") and proceeding to ejaculate inside the woman's vaginal cavity ("nut inside").

Rich: "Last night, I hooked up with a random."
Dibo: "Did you RDNI?"
Rich: "Obvi"
Dibo: "You now have a child and HIV"
Rich: "Yes."

by Bradley J. September 18, 2005