penis cheese

The white substance found around the head of the penis when it hasn't been cleaned for a while.
by Brad Walsh January 22, 2003
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Chocolate Kisses

The mark you leave on sheets when you sit your dirty ass on them without making sure you've wipped your ass.
You shit you've left chocolate kisses all over the sheets
by Brad Walsh January 22, 2003
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