Definitions by Brad Walsh

penis cheese 

The white substance found around the head of the penis when it hasn't been cleaned for a while.

penis cheese by Brad Walsh January 21, 2003

Chocolate Kisses 

The mark you leave on sheets when you sit your dirty ass on them without making sure you've wipped your ass.

You shit you've left chocolate kisses all over the sheets

Chocolate Kisses by Brad Walsh January 21, 2003