Brad Johnson's definitions

benjamin spencer

The school douche bag, way to many girls, can’t choose one girl, smokes wayyyy to much weed and drinks too much alcohol, denies that he is a fuckboy, but hot.

That new guy is such a Benjamin spencer.

by Brad Johnson October 9, 2017

grinfucked

When you are "fucked", or taken advantage of, by a lie told from a grinning mouth.

The smiling used car salesman using lies, convinces a customer to buy a car that breaks down a week later. The customer was grinfucked.

by Brad Johnson June 18, 2006

bigmics

A meaning in it's purest form. The term has been around for a little over 20 years now. It can be spending a long night on the computer during the summer playing Starcraft, it can be the personification of an inanimate object, or it can be straight bigmics. Bigmics is not only a person, but a state of mind. Not only a state of mind, but a reason behind the existance. It is the reason toes are on our feet and fingers are on our hands.

I got so shit-faced last night, I feel bigmics'd!

or

This music fucking rawks the bigmics!

by Brad Johnson January 12, 2005