Definitions by Boxed Clowns

Turd Note 

A recording of an individual evacuating their bowels, sent to someone else

Jibs sent Old Roy turd notes everyday for a week, some were exceptionally sloppy

Turd Note by Boxed Clowns June 28, 2016

Old Roy

An elderly sexual deviant or pervert

Check out Old Roy over there lurking in the corner and eyeball raping that chick

Old Roy by Boxed Clowns May 24, 2016

cup to the wall 

The process of placing a cup against the wall to listen to your neighbour's lewd acts whilst masturbating

Old Roy had his cup to the wall last night, left himself raw

cup to the wall by Boxed Clowns May 17, 2016