One of the most absurd parody videos of all time. The video depicts a Mario Kart race featuring several non-nintendo characters. Mario slowly but surely kills every one of them, even killing Yoshi and Toad in the process, and Ash Ketchum captures Sonic. Ultimately he dies to Kratos, who wins the race by default, taking Peach and Daisy as his trophies.
Characters who appear in the video include
Knuckles: Died (blown up by mario)
Anakin: Died (Fireballed)
Yoshi: Died (Crashes his kart after getting an item box in his eyes.)
Donkey Kong: Survives (Mario shoved a banana up his ass)
Sackboy: Died (Hit by Mario's bullet bill.)
Sonic: Captured (Choked by Mario before getting sent down the track by a boost panel, proceeds to get captured by Ash Ketchum.)
Ash Ketchum: Did not participate in the race (Captured sonic)
Luigi: Died (Mario almost killed him with a fireball, but kratos killed luigi instead.)
Crash Bandicoot: Already dead (Decapitated head shown by mario, thrown at kratos.)
Toad: Died (Mario used his head as a powerup)
Mario: Died (Defeated by Kratos at the end)
Peach: Survived (Claimed as Kratos' trophy)
Daisy: Survived (Claimed as Kratos' trophy)
Characters who appear in the video include
Knuckles: Died (blown up by mario)
Anakin: Died (Fireballed)
Yoshi: Died (Crashes his kart after getting an item box in his eyes.)
Donkey Kong: Survives (Mario shoved a banana up his ass)
Sackboy: Died (Hit by Mario's bullet bill.)
Sonic: Captured (Choked by Mario before getting sent down the track by a boost panel, proceeds to get captured by Ash Ketchum.)
Ash Ketchum: Did not participate in the race (Captured sonic)
Luigi: Died (Mario almost killed him with a fireball, but kratos killed luigi instead.)
Crash Bandicoot: Already dead (Decapitated head shown by mario, thrown at kratos.)
Toad: Died (Mario used his head as a powerup)
Mario: Died (Defeated by Kratos at the end)
Peach: Survived (Claimed as Kratos' trophy)
Daisy: Survived (Claimed as Kratos' trophy)
Person 1: "Wait wait wait. You mean to tell me Kratos killed Mario once?"
Person 2: "It's in the Racist Mario video. A bunch of crazy shit happens, it's great!"
Person 2: "It's in the Racist Mario video. A bunch of crazy shit happens, it's great!"
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Rivers Cuomo: Lead Vocals, Lead Guitar
Scott Shriner: Bass, Backup Vocals
Brian Bell: Rhythm Guitar, Keyboards, Backup Vocals
Patrick Wilson: Drums
Other Lineups include
Kitchen Tape Lineup:
Rivers Cuomo: Lead Vocals/Lead Guitar
Matt Sharp: Bass, Backup Vocals
Jason Cropper: Rhythm Guitar, Backup Vocals
Patrick Wilson: Drums
Blue Album/Pinkerton Lineup:
Rivers Cuomo: Lead Vocals, Lead Guitar
Matt Sharp: Bass, Backup Vocals
Brian Bell: Rhythm Guitar, Backup Vocals
Patrick Wilson: Drums
(note: Brian Bell did not play guitar on the Blue Album, those parts were originally recorded by Jason Cropper before he was fired in 1993. Rivers rerecorded Cropper's Guitar parts, while Brian rerecorded Jason's Vocals.)
Green Album Lineup:
Rivers Cuomo: Lead Vocals, Lead Guitar
Mikey Welsh: Bass, Backup Vocals
Brian Bell: Rhythm Guitar, Backup Vocals
Patrick Wilson: Drums
Rivers Cuomo: Lead Vocals, Lead Guitar
Scott Shriner: Bass, Backup Vocals
Brian Bell: Rhythm Guitar, Keyboards, Backup Vocals
Patrick Wilson: Drums
Other Lineups include
Kitchen Tape Lineup:
Rivers Cuomo: Lead Vocals/Lead Guitar
Matt Sharp: Bass, Backup Vocals
Jason Cropper: Rhythm Guitar, Backup Vocals
Patrick Wilson: Drums
Blue Album/Pinkerton Lineup:
Rivers Cuomo: Lead Vocals, Lead Guitar
Matt Sharp: Bass, Backup Vocals
Brian Bell: Rhythm Guitar, Backup Vocals
Patrick Wilson: Drums
(note: Brian Bell did not play guitar on the Blue Album, those parts were originally recorded by Jason Cropper before he was fired in 1993. Rivers rerecorded Cropper's Guitar parts, while Brian rerecorded Jason's Vocals.)
Green Album Lineup:
Rivers Cuomo: Lead Vocals, Lead Guitar
Mikey Welsh: Bass, Backup Vocals
Brian Bell: Rhythm Guitar, Backup Vocals
Patrick Wilson: Drums
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