4 definitions by Bosh Jurton
Noun: The passionless crime of neglecting one's vagina. The result is an unkept, fetid, malodorous vagina that is surrounded by tangled mange, often dotted with open oozing sores, and in serious need of douching.
Keyless "That escort had one of the most putrid and polluted pussies I've ever been in the same room with."
Josh "It looked like a scruffy sheep dog mutt trying to stick it's slobbering tongue out. It smelled like Phil Margera's briefs after a 5k in a hot suit, 2 sharts, and a month spent in an abortion clinic's medical waste container that has been sitting out in the 115 degree heat index."
Keyless "If that doesn't constitute a Contempt of Cunt charge, then I don't know what the hell does."
Josh "It looked like a scruffy sheep dog mutt trying to stick it's slobbering tongue out. It smelled like Phil Margera's briefs after a 5k in a hot suit, 2 sharts, and a month spent in an abortion clinic's medical waste container that has been sitting out in the 115 degree heat index."
Keyless "If that doesn't constitute a Contempt of Cunt charge, then I don't know what the hell does."
by Bosh Jurton September 8, 2011
Keyless, "Neither of those last two texts made any sense, I'm so confused?
Josh "Sorry dude, I accidently pretextulated and just started where I left off on the second text."
Josh "Sorry dude, I accidently pretextulated and just started where I left off on the second text."
by Bosh Jurton December 23, 2011
Keyless "You end up hookin' up with that snaggletoothed waitress last weekend?"
Josh "Fuck yea, She was a freaky freak."
Keyless "Elaborate."
Josh "She went dingleberry diving so voraciosly that you would have thought she was trying to harvest cocoa puffs with her tongue."
Keyless "Don't act like you didn't love it."
Josh "Fuck yea, She was a freaky freak."
Keyless "Elaborate."
Josh "She went dingleberry diving so voraciosly that you would have thought she was trying to harvest cocoa puffs with her tongue."
Keyless "Don't act like you didn't love it."
by Bosh Jurton September 12, 2011
Noun: The state of a female whom displays any signs or indications of whorism, without discretion, shame, remorse, or any forethought or consideration of danger or consequences.
Keyless "What girl let's three strangers fuck her at the same time, then nonchallantly strolls out like nothing happened??"
Josh "That degenerate slut from last night, yea she's definitely guilty of Wreckless Whore-icide."
Josh "That degenerate slut from last night, yea she's definitely guilty of Wreckless Whore-icide."
by Bosh Jurton September 8, 2011