Definitions by Bornsooner

Douche Canoe 

A sad or pathetic gentlemen who opens his mouth wide as his woman douches her vagina and he catches it in his mouth. A terrible person. A sad excuse for a man

That guy is being a total douche canoe because he got fired for always being late

Douche Canoe by Bornsooner May 11, 2024

Kanyes 

Having the runs or explosive diarrhea

Hater hearing Kanye West's new album I had a horrible case of the kanyes.

Kanyes by Bornsooner September 13, 2016