Definitions by Borne

flangetta 

A woman of poor feminine hygiene, whose presence is noted by the lingering scent of decaying fish emanating from between her legs.

Most commonly encountered on the London underground, bus shelters and begging for change outside Tesco

"Don't go in the bus shelter mate, there's a right flangetta in there!"

flangetta by Borne September 23, 2004

touch cloth 

1) to have a turtle head pop from one's rectum before underpants are removed

2) to break wind with more force than expected, and to cause fecal matter to come in to contact with one's underpants before being able to suck it back in

Oh Dave, that sounded like a wet one...did you touch cloth?

touch cloth by Borne September 23, 2004