Penge

To Penge oneself, is to catch or collide one's genital region accidentally on a static object such as a table corner, fence post or shelf, usually in a mundane every day situation.

i got up from my chair too quickly and penged myself on the desk

by Borne June 24, 2007

Wall-ed

1)to be inebriated to the point of stupidity

2) To be stupid to the point of inebriation

Ello maaaaate...i was completely Wall-ed last night

by Borne September 26, 2004