Definitions by Boozer

Copraphiliac 

Someone who has a marked interest in excrement; especially the use of feces or filth for sexual excitement.

You’re a copraphiliac from ratemypoo.com

Copraphiliac by Boozer March 1, 2018

Hairy Hatchet Wound 

a pussy or vagina; denoting a woman's sexual genitalia

I'd sure like to get into her hairy hatchet wound.

Hairy Hatchet Wound by Boozer August 16, 2005

douche clown

n. A combination of a douchebag, and a clown; a person so pathetic that it appears funny to everyone around them.

Wow that kid thinks he actually has a chance with that girl, what a douche clown.

douche clown by Boozer August 11, 2005

botch 

a botch is anything where the sun don't shine

i have a fotchy botchy

botch by Boozer April 5, 2003

fotch 

the firry part between your corn shooter and the bottom of your meatbag

i scratched my fotch after having sex with a hooker

fotch by Boozer April 5, 2003