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Definitions by Booz McGroove

Four Fingers of Death

A nickname for the US MRE (meal ready to eat) menu #6, officially named simply "Frankfurters", produced from the 1980s until the early 2000s.
The name comes from the main course, which consists of 4 horrible, rancid frankfurter hot dogs. Also included in this menu are an equally abhorrent fudge bar, mediocre beans in tomato sauce, and apple jelly with crackers, in addition to the standard accessory packet.
Private 1 - "Aw shit, I just got the Four Fingers of Death"
Private 2 - "Ah shit man, that sucks. I hope the latrine is free for you in an hour or two"
A person that is to (nazi) Germany what a Weeaboo is to modern Japan. In particular, they hold early-mid 1900's German weapons, vehicles, culture, architecture, pornography, etc upon a pedestal of unreasonable proportions.

For example, a typical Wehraboo will attribute Nazi Germany's loss in the second world war to the late adoption of the Sturmgewehr 44 or some such (rather than any fault of its leadership/ideology) in the middle of an otherwise normal high school conversation.
No, you fucking Wehraboo, the Gewehr 43 was not better than the M1 Garand. Not by a long shot.
Wehraboo by Booz McGroove February 14, 2022