Bollock tucker's definitions

rutabanga

An insult to call a person called Ryan.

FFS Rutabanga!

by Bollock tucker June 12, 2023

Night Shift

When you don't get sacked for being an utter creepy predator but instead get offered a job on night shift to watch folk sleep.

Hey Rolf! What happened to creepy Jimmy?

Ah I forgot to tell you Gary, he's now on the night shift!

by Bollock tucker November 3, 2022

pathological avoidance

A politically correct (woke) way to describe a lazy, workshy cunt.

Boss - "Hey Bert since I pay you a rather nice salary can you help out to move these really light boxes over there?"

Highest payed employee "No Ernie! That's not my job!" Bert then vanishes for the rest of the day hiding in dark corners waiting to go home early as they "worked" their lunch break.
Another employee rolls their eyes as they say to the boss - "Bert's one of those pathological avoidance persons"

by Bollock tucker September 2, 2022