Definitions by Bobby da Bone

Snarff Gobbler 

This is the act of FARTING in the bathtub and bitting the bubbles

Trish: "what the hell are you doing?"
Kevin: "What I'm a Snarff Gobbler"
Trish: "WTF is wrong with you?"
Kevin: "I'm bitting the bubbles before they hit the surface."
Trish: "you are a sick bastard"
Kevin: Thanks I love you

Snarff Gobbler by Bobby da Bone February 27, 2009

Yack Wood 

This is when your girlfriend, wife or someone elses wife deep throats your cock and you hold her head all the way down until she starts gagging and yacking on your wood!Hense this is known as "Yack Wood"

"I can't do it Billy, I'll Yack" she said
Billy replied "All the way down to the balls and give me Yack Wood"

Yack Wood by Bobby da Bone February 24, 2009

Shuist 

A Shuist is when you lift your leh to fart and with pressure you have a little squirt with your fart.

Ahhh man that was a good fart, wait wait......oh no it's a Shuist! Got to change my pants man!

Shuist by Bobby da Bone February 20, 2009