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Inflammation of the throat when the subject has eye contact with a woman. It is a rare disease named after Tobias Faulkner, the only known carrier of Tobitus. It is believed that the inflammation is caused by a crippling fear of women.
Tobitus is often confused with tenustraphobia, however Tobitus only occurs with eye contact.
Tobitus is often confused with tenustraphobia, however Tobitus only occurs with eye contact.
I can't talk to women, I have Tobitus.
by Bobby Brester May 5, 2023
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The term 'shchudenfoid' was coined by Tobias Faulkner (The original shchudenfoid) in 2017. Since then it has been a common colloquialism that has spread across the wider Bristol area.
The term 'shchudenfoid' was coined by Tobias Faulkner (The original shchudenfoid) in 2017. Since then it has been a common colloquialism that has spread across the wider Bristol area.
by Bobby Brester May 5, 2023
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