Definitions by Bobby Bob Bob Fossil

underdunking 

lack of wanting to do homework in the university due to much wanting to do drinking in the sunshine.

not doing homework and skipping class because outside and drunk is preferable.

fuck homework... i feel like underdunking! meet you in the park, you get the cider.

underdunking by Bobby Bob Bob Fossil August 26, 2011

fixtians 

followers of fixtianity - the religion of fixed-gear bicycles. highly juxtaposed with homosexualism.

Jonathon: man, those guys really love their fixies!
Andy: yeah, they're totally fixtians!
Jonathon: ...are they making out now?

fixtians by Bobby Bob Bob Fossil April 11, 2010

protaxtination 

avoiding doing your tax paperwork

Bill: What are you doing?

Bob: Watching Family Guy.

Bill: Stop protaxtinating! ima call the tax office and get yo ass fined.

Freddy: ... yeah thats like, protaxtination, man.

protaxtination by Bobby Bob Bob Fossil March 30, 2010

Sharp Toothbrush

something to cut your teeth on

man, i cut my teeth working at mcdonalds so i could work up to being a sous chef! it was my sharp toothbrush job.

Sharp Toothbrush by Bobby Bob Bob Fossil March 28, 2010