Bob Zeber's definitions

Ass Abomination

Someone who looks so fucked up that no one can stand to look at them and they are extremely obese; usually have an over-sized ass.

Whoa, that guy is so fucking ugly, I'd say he's an Ass Abomination.

by Bob Zeber December 28, 2010

Shit Terror

The fear of shitting yourself at any random time.

Gina had a bad case of Shit Terror.

by Bob Zeber December 28, 2010

Ass Grime

The name for black, ugly splotches that occur on someones ass from not bathing for a long period of time. Also slang for dried up fecal matter on the ass.

To be a prick, Tim pulled Josephine's pants down, but little did he know she had a lot of Ass Grime.

by Bob Zeber December 28, 2010