Definitions by Bob Marshmallow

Spunbonded 

1. Being or designating a material or fiber produced by bonding continuous-filament synthetic fibers immediately after extrusion.

2. The most useless word in the english language

"Seriously, why the fuck did they ever make the word spunbonded? Nobody's ever gonna use it."

Spunbonded by Bob Marshmallow October 6, 2008

Sparkulate 

the act of inserting your dick into an electric socket and ejaculating semen.

He sparkulated until his dick fell off.

Sparkulate by Bob Marshmallow February 21, 2005