Sparkulate

the act of inserting your dick into an electric socket and ejaculating semen.

He sparkulated until his dick fell off.

by Bob Marshmallow February 21, 2005

Spunbonded

1. Being or designating a material or fiber produced by bonding continuous-filament synthetic fibers immediately after extrusion.

2. The most useless word in the english language

"Seriously, why the fuck did they ever make the word spunbonded? Nobody's ever gonna use it."

by Bob Marshmallow October 06, 2008