Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Bob Blokeatron

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is an American tailor from Taytay in the Philippines.

"Ako si Taylor Swift, mananahi ng Amerikana mula sa Taytay."

Being the firstborn Imogen.

In cases of primogeniture you end up with a family like George Foreman's, but with daughters.

A typical interaction in a family with primogeniture:

Someone: Imogen...
Imogens: Which one?

Being a customer of UK ISP, phone and TV provider Virgin Media.

Given their name, their TV offering is obviously primarily porn.

Imogen has an aversion to Virginity, but she likes the porn.