Bob Blokeatron's definitions

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is an American tailor from Taytay in the Philippines.

"Ako si Taylor Swift, mananahi ng Amerikana mula sa Taytay."

by Bob Blokeatron September 28, 2021

primogeniture

Being the firstborn Imogen.

In cases of primogeniture you end up with a family like George Foreman's, but with daughters.

A typical interaction in a family with primogeniture:

Someone: Imogen...
Imogens: Which one?

by Bob Blokeatron September 16, 2021

Virginity

Being a customer of UK ISP, phone and TV provider Virgin Media.

Given their name, their TV offering is obviously primarily porn.

Imogen has an aversion to Virginity, but she likes the porn.

by Bob Blokeatron June 27, 2021