Definitions by Boatbutter

Slopscotch 

A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, slopscotch is when you squat down and grab hold of your protuberance and hop up and down until release is attained.

In the northern provinces, Slopscotch is referred to as The Bouncing Buffalo.

Slopscotch by boatbutter August 14, 2006

Burgeoning Salmon 

When the lonely fisherman lays himself supine in the river amongst the migrating fishes and allows the grizzlies to paddle his canoe.

Whilst searching for the False Celery in the mountains, the pupil found Nirvana performing the Burgeoning Salmon for a group of Belgian tourists.

Burgeoning Salmon by boatbutter August 10, 2006

Seymour Butts 

Author of the NY Times Best Seller, "Under the Bleachers"

Bill: Did you do your book report?
Steve: Yes, I read "Under the Bleachers" by Seymour Butts.
Bill: Sweet.

Seymour Butts by boatbutter April 21, 2006