Definitions by Blueberry Boat

frappe-tain hook

Scared of going out alone

- My brother/sister would rather twirl mustache waiting for a friend to phone than drive me anywhere - ugh.
- What a Frappe-tain Hook!

frappe-tain hook by Blueberry Boat December 29, 2023

france yall 

The lack of awareness that defines self-evaluating hegemonies and vacuum packed aphorisms

He thinks he is an adult when he screams “Libertie, egalite,, fraternite… france yall….!” and no one reacts to him.

france yall by Blueberry Boat November 19, 2023

secular man-boy 

An intellectual hipster with roots in the humanities with a lax attitude towards defining his viewership

Mr. Write-for-a-Large-Audience: Don’t use metafiction that a fourth grader can’t understand
Mr. Emotional Poet: I’m a Secular Man-Boy, not a complete idiot

secular man-boy by Blueberry Boat November 15, 2023

covfatfefe 

Juicy, potentionally lard-filled soup

Man-Boy 1: I am going on my skateboard, join me?
Man-Boy 2: I would rather stew in my own covfatfefe

covfatfefe by Blueberry Boat November 15, 2023