Mass Effect

One of the best games ever, putting you in controll of the dashing Commander Shepard. It also lets you have hot, blue, alien sex.
Dude, I just got a blue job in Mass Effect!
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Possibiliboner

the possibility of getting a boner while watching old 80s movies
Dude, I think I've got a possibiliboner from watching Predator!
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Mass Erector

Somone who still gets an erection from Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2 trailers and already has both games.
Dude 1: "Dude, this Mass Effect 2 trailer gets me so pumped!"

Dude 2:"But don't you already have it?"

Dude 1:"So?"

Dude 2:"Man, you are such a Mass Erector."
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