Blue unicorn's definitions

Safi

The most amazing and beautiful girl on the face of the earth. Easily angered, beware her axe embedded in your head. Under NO circumstances tickle her, she WILL scream bloody murder!

Safi: f*ck off!
Peasant: aw, does somebody need a tickle...
Ruby: nonononnonononononnono what have you done you peasant!!!!!!!
Safi: *bloodcurdling, eardrum-crumbling scream*

by Blue unicorn March 14, 2014