5 definitions by Blonde menas
When a full grown man folds up his underwear into a g string and takes pics of himself and than slides into girls DMs with the pics.
Oh my god I drank too much whiskey last night and was scrunching hard. Please don't tell anyone I sent you scrunch pics!!!
by Blonde menas November 20, 2022
When you get so hammered that you start lighting butts backwards, eating ciggarettes, projectile vomitting and talking in a heavy slurred boston accent often using words like facking, dode, khed, retahhded and queaa. This is often a result of consuming a significant amount of bud heavies and Jack daniels cause that'll do it. But sangria, captains, 4 tabs of acid, mushrooms, a nice concoction of drugs fused into one rock, and 5 o'clock vodka will get ya kajammered to dode.
Dode I'm so facking kajammered right now guy that I'm facking retahhded, khed pass me another bud heavy and buy any chance could I grab a facking square off you ya facking queea?
by Blonde menas March 20, 2016
Slang for hooker. For example surf and turf (your wife) is your main course, potatoes are a side (side chicks) that you keep on the back burner, and french fries (hookers) are girls you pay for. French fries are really bad for you but have you had french fries!! They are so good!! They are a guilty pleasure that you should only have in moderation.
Yo that french fry I banged in Colombia was a dime!!! She had double Ds and a Fat ass so I busted in 30 seconds flat, I still had 59 min and 30 seconds left in the appointment though so I played tic tac toe using her fish net leggings the rest of the time.
by Blonde menas November 20, 2022
When you take abunch of stimulants such as cocaine or amphetamines and masterbate to porn for an excessive period of time while fucking your mattress in the prone position.
Bro the other day I banged out a few lines of coke and popped a few addys and I was scrubbing for 12 hours straight with no breaks
by Blonde menas November 20, 2022
Basically a side chick. A chick you bang until she wants a relationship, than once she does you throw her away and continue the tater cycle.
I got mad potatoes on the back burner bro. Just gunna leave em there as long as I can just keeping getting a taste without fulling committing.
by Blonde menas November 20, 2022