Definitions by Blobigga
Fabian
A teacher at my old school who had secretly taken 6000+ pictures and 72 hours worth of videos of naked boys in 1st grade when they were taking a shower after PE as well as after they have gone swimming. He was 2 meters tall and weighed 130 kg though was able to do the worm... WITHOUT CAUSING EARTHQUAKES!!
Shut up you Fabian!