Definitions by Blob Joe

Crusty Sunshine 

When you fuck a person's asshole so hard that their asshole rips apart and starts to bleed.

I feel bad for giving Jane a crusty sunshine.

Crusty Sunshine by Blob Joe May 21, 2011

asian chopsticked 

When a group of hairy asian men bitch slap a group of hairy russian men with their dicks.

I saw on the news this morning that a group of russians were asian chopsticked.

asian chopsticked by Blob Joe May 21, 2011

vj-ed 

Home alone vaccuming while naked and getting yourdick stuck in the vaccum, while your foreskin begins to peel

Last night my grandparents walked in on me while i was getting vj-ed. I wish they had not seen it.

vj-ed by Blob Joe May 21, 2011