Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Blob Joe

Crusty Sunshine

When you fuck a person's asshole so hard that their asshole rips apart and starts to bleed.

I feel bad for giving Jane a crusty sunshine.

When a group of hairy asian men bitch slap a group of hairy russian men with their dicks.

I saw on the news this morning that a group of russians were asian chopsticked.

Home alone vaccuming while naked and getting yourdick stuck in the vaccum, while your foreskin begins to peel

Last night my grandparents walked in on me while i was getting vj-ed. I wish they had not seen it.

vj-ed by Blob Joe May 21, 2011