Blind Orphan's definitions

BTFU

What you say when something is getting you hard.

“Ahh, the way that chick looked at me has me BTFU!”

by Blind Orphan January 7, 2022

Foggy Doggy

When you pinch the tip of your penis hard enough that when you ejaculate it comes out in a mist all over someone else’s face and they can’t see.

I heard Oliver gave Brandon a Foggy Doggy the other day.. I wonder if he can see yet!

by Blind Orphan June 9, 2018