Black Flag's definitions

tribute band

A sad waste of space 'musical' combo who so despirately want to be like their musical heros they try to impersonate them and ended up being paid far more than their worth for doing it. The up shot is that in many cities bands and artists who play their own material are excluded from playing the better venues in the area because all the slots are filled by these third rate karioke clones.

"Sorry lads it's tribute bands only on the weekend" (A phrase often heard by original material musicians.)

by black flag June 2, 2004

wonderwall

An object of facination. Term originates from the title of an obscure 1960's British arthouse film about a guy who becomes obsessed with the young couple he can see making love through a small hole in his bedroom wall. More recently the term has been revived thanks to a song of the same name by brit poppers Oasis

Wonderwall (the song) was also a hit for spoof UK easy listerning band 'The Mike Flowers Pops'

by black flag June 25, 2004

JFK

To kill or assassinate somebody

Blair didn't like Kelly spilling his guts to the BBC over the Iraq affair, so they had him JFK'd.

by black flag June 3, 2004

ZZ Top

UK biker slang. Any beard or pubic hair growth of extrodinary magnitude. Named after the famous texas blues rock band of the same name for obvious reasons.

...when she took her knickers off her ZZ top reached her knees.

by black flag May 29, 2004

Blue Oyster Cult

NYC rock band formed in 1970 by rock svengalli Sandy Pearlman from the ashes of two other NY bands 'Soft White Under Belly' and 'The Stalk Forest Group' Have released some rather good intelligent rock albums including 'Tyranny and Mutation' (1972)
'Cultosaurus Erectus' (1979) and 'Imaginos' (1989) but are best remembered for their 1976 album 'Agents of Fortune' and its international hit single '(Don't Fear) The Reaper'

Eric Bloom is the lead singer for Blue Oyster Cult

by Black Flag February 4, 2004

Conservative

A political party in the UK sworn to the rise of the upper and middle classes at the expense of the poorest in society.

A bunch of reactionary, racist, land owning bigots who take hypocrasy, corruption and outdated monetrist dogma to a new high.

Norman Tebbit, Margret Thatcher etc

by black flag June 27, 2004

bum flasher

A member of the Dumpy's Rusty Nuts fan club. To become a member you must climb on stage, drop your trousers and flash your rear at the crowd. You then receive a unique jacket patch and invites to all the best parties.

Respect that guy, his a bum flasher!!!!

by Black Flag May 28, 2004