Toothless Bearded Hag

One who raised Jumpin Jack Flash.

I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.

by Bippity Bopster October 18, 2008

meatmop

A woman's well-worn genitalia framed by long, stringy pubic hair.

Yo' momma has the nastiest meatmop I ever done.

by Bippity Bopster November 28, 2007

Creeptile

A sexually undesirable male with reptilian traits.

MILF 1: Luther's tongue always sticks out when he hits on pre-pubescent girls.

MILF 2: Gag me! And that scaly skin! What a creeptile!

by Bippity Bopster November 23, 2010

bopster

A hipster who digs on bop.

Look at that bopster boppin' to the Bird.

by Bippity Bopster January 13, 2008

tard genius

An idiot savant. One who has specific intellectual capacities that are far above average but is functionally incapable of caring for one's self.

Dustin Hoffman's performance as that tard genius in Rainman was fuckin' awesome!

by Bippity Bopster December 30, 2008

Jocksniffer

A young man of dubious sexual orientation who lacks any discernible athletic ability and spends practically all his waking hours seeking the companionship of male athletes.

Jock 1 "Sylvester couldn't make the hoops team, but he never misses a game and shags loose balls and towels so he can get in the locker room. What up wit dat?"

Jock 2 "Don't pay him no mind, he's a jocksniffer. Notice how he's always dropping the soap in the shower?"

by Bippity Bopster July 7, 2008

Shopulate

(v) To engage in a retail buying frenzy that climaxes with the intensity of sexual ecstasy. Fr. shop + copulate

Britney decided to give up on men and now she just goes to Rodeo Drive to shopulate.

by Bippity Bopster June 17, 2010