Bippity Bopster's definitions

bopster

A hipster who digs on bop.

Look at that bopster boppin' to the Bird.

by Bippity Bopster January 13, 2008

meatmop

A woman's well-worn genitalia framed by long, stringy pubic hair.

Yo' momma has the nastiest meatmop I ever done.

by Bippity Bopster November 28, 2007

Jocksniffer

A young man of dubious sexual orientation who lacks any discernible athletic ability and spends practically all his waking hours seeking the companionship of male athletes.

Jock 1 "Sylvester couldn't make the hoops team, but he never misses a game and shags loose balls and towels so he can get in the locker room. What up wit dat?"

Jock 2 "Don't pay him no mind, he's a jocksniffer. Notice how he's always dropping the soap in the shower?"

by Bippity Bopster July 7, 2008

GILF

Governor I'd Love to Fuck.

That Sarah Palin is one hot GILF.

by Bippity Bopster October 19, 2008

mushdash

The facial hair found between the upper lip and nose of a toothless, homeless person.

Hey sweet cheeks, wanna mushdash ride? Only 10¢!

by Bippity Bopster October 18, 2008

Toothless Bearded Hag

One who raised Jumpin Jack Flash.

I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.

by Bippity Bopster October 18, 2008

gaping gash

n., misogynistic A synonym for the word "cunt" used in situations where the one word, one syllable formulation is not acceptable for reasons of etiquette or censorship.

"Jane, you ignorant gaping gash!"

by Bippity Bopster September 16, 2013