Bippity Bopster's definitions

Jocksniffer

A young man of dubious sexual orientation who lacks any discernible athletic ability and spends practically all his waking hours seeking the companionship of male athletes.

Jock 1 "Sylvester couldn't make the hoops team, but he never misses a game and shags loose balls and towels so he can get in the locker room. What up wit dat?"

Jock 2 "Don't pay him no mind, he's a jocksniffer. Notice how he's always dropping the soap in the shower?"

by Bippity Bopster July 7, 2008

Brappy

(noun, Applachian dialect): To be both brother and father to someone. ('BRother + pAPPY')

Daisy Mae: My Brother is my Pappy! That makes him my everlovin' Brappy!

by Bippity Bopster June 7, 2011

meatmop

A woman's well-worn genitalia framed by long, stringy pubic hair.

Yo' momma has the nastiest meatmop I ever done.

by Bippity Bopster November 28, 2007

Creeptile

A sexually undesirable male with reptilian traits.

MILF 1: Luther's tongue always sticks out when he hits on pre-pubescent girls.

MILF 2: Gag me! And that scaly skin! What a creeptile!

by Bippity Bopster November 23, 2010

bopster

A hipster who digs on bop.

Look at that bopster boppin' to the Bird.

by Bippity Bopster January 13, 2008

Toothless Bearded Hag

One who raised Jumpin Jack Flash.

I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.

by Bippity Bopster October 18, 2008

Shopulate

(v) To engage in a retail buying frenzy that climaxes with the intensity of sexual ecstasy. Fr. shop + copulate

Britney decided to give up on men and now she just goes to Rodeo Drive to shopulate.

by Bippity Bopster June 17, 2010