Shopulate

(v) To engage in a retail buying frenzy that climaxes with the intensity of sexual ecstasy. Fr. shop + copulate

Britney decided to give up on men and now she just goes to Rodeo Drive to shopulate.

by Bippity Bopster June 16, 2010

mushdash

The facial hair found between the upper lip and nose of a toothless, homeless person.

Hey sweet cheeks, wanna mushdash ride? Only 10¢!

by Bippity Bopster August 30, 2008

Jocksniffer

A young man of dubious sexual orientation who lacks any discernible athletic ability and spends practically all his waking hours seeking the companionship of male athletes.

Jock 1 "Sylvester couldn't make the hoops team, but he never misses a game and shags loose balls and towels so he can get in the locker room. What up wit dat?"

Jock 2 "Don't pay him no mind, he's a jocksniffer. Notice how he's always dropping the soap in the shower?"

by Bippity Bopster July 11, 2008

bopster

A hipster who digs on bop.

Look at that bopster boppin' to the Bird.

by Bippity Bopster January 04, 2008

meatmop

A woman's well-worn genitalia framed by long, stringy pubic hair.

Yo' momma has the nastiest meatmop I ever done.

by Bippity Bopster November 06, 2007

Pooh Head

1. A devoted follower of a bear featured in the stories of A.A. Milne.

2. Shithead.

1. <Pooh Head> Oh man, I hear Winnie the Pooh just booked some shows in Buffalo! I gotta go on tour!

<Non-Pooh Head> Yeah, right. Whatever. You know, you are such a Pooh Head.

<Pooh Head, singing> Willy Nilly Silly Old Bear.

2. Motherfucking Pooh Head!

by Bippity Bopster March 21, 2010

gaping gash

n., misogynistic A synonym for the word "cunt" used in situations where the one word, one syllable formulation is not acceptable for reasons of etiquette or censorship.

"Jane, you ignorant gaping gash!"

by Bippity Bopster September 17, 2013