For any unknowing virgins out there, you fucking leet retards, the girlfriend button is NOT another name for the pause button on your fucking video game controller!!
The girlfriend button, not that you'd ever know, is in fact, another word, for the the clitoris. The clitoris is basically like one of those new fangled garden hoses with a button instead of a knob to turn on the massive flow of liquid. Where in that case you would push the button to water your garden, a clitoris is a button that you would push to water your moustache.
(The vaginal juices have been known to be an excellent fertilizer. In fact, instead of paying out your ass for one of those miracle hair growth formulas for pathetic miserable old fucks, instead, you should simply liberally apply vaginal juices to the affected area.)
The girlfriend button, not that you'd ever know, is in fact, another word, for the the clitoris. The clitoris is basically like one of those new fangled garden hoses with a button instead of a knob to turn on the massive flow of liquid. Where in that case you would push the button to water your garden, a clitoris is a button that you would push to water your moustache.
(The vaginal juices have been known to be an excellent fertilizer. In fact, instead of paying out your ass for one of those miracle hair growth formulas for pathetic miserable old fucks, instead, you should simply liberally apply vaginal juices to the affected area.)
Johnny: My girlfriend was feeling rather sluggish this morning. So I primed 'er up by pressing the ol Girlfriend Button. And just like an old car, after a few minutes of diehard trying, she started up with a rumble and a jolt. Terribly bad exhaust as well. Musta been those microwave burritos from 7/11.
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by BioMenace December 09, 2008
Meaning, Laugh Out Loud, but has achieved fine subtle nuances of it's own unique personality. For example:
"lol": "I am mildly amused..."
"lol!!": (the original laugh out loud excitement) "HAHA!!"
"LOL": (can be sarcastic) "Ha, yeah, no." /:|
"LOL!!": (this is very similar to other gleeful chatspeak such as lmao (laugh my ass off), and rofl (rolling on floor laughing) "WAAAAAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT THAT IS FUNNY LOL!!!"
**side note: I don't use the phrase rofl as a response to something funny; rather, saying it simply makes me laugh. Try it. Say "rofl rofl rofl!!" phonetically. lol!!
"lol": "I am mildly amused..."
"lol!!": (the original laugh out loud excitement) "HAHA!!"
"LOL": (can be sarcastic) "Ha, yeah, no." /:|
"LOL!!": (this is very similar to other gleeful chatspeak such as lmao (laugh my ass off), and rofl (rolling on floor laughing) "WAAAAAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT THAT IS FUNNY LOL!!!"
**side note: I don't use the phrase rofl as a response to something funny; rather, saying it simply makes me laugh. Try it. Say "rofl rofl rofl!!" phonetically. lol!!
Bobby: Dude, I pissed on my shoe in the bathroom just now... =(
Chett:lol
Bobby: Then I swore and accidentally pissed on the guy next to me... *head in hands*
Chett: lol!!
Bobby: Then he punched my face quite firmly and I collapsed into the urinal whereupon he then peed upon my whole person in totality.
Chett: LOL!!! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL ROFL ROFLMAO!
Chett:lol
Bobby: Then I swore and accidentally pissed on the guy next to me... *head in hands*
Chett: lol!!
Bobby: Then he punched my face quite firmly and I collapsed into the urinal whereupon he then peed upon my whole person in totality.
Chett: LOL!!! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL ROFL ROFLMAO!
by Biomenace December 14, 2008
by Biomenace December 14, 2008
L33Tspeak for "Great Shot!"
Derived from a popular 1st person shooter game Call of Duty, where three buttons will produce a specific quick message. For example V-2-7 means "Need reinforcements!"
Derived from a popular 1st person shooter game Call of Duty, where three buttons will produce a specific quick message. For example V-2-7 means "Need reinforcements!"
Lane: Joel, there's someone shooting you from behind!
Joel: *spins around, feeds a single bullet to the fucker's head*
Lane: Woah dude, V-3-5!!!
Joel: *spins around, feeds a single bullet to the fucker's head*
Lane: Woah dude, V-3-5!!!
by BioMenace December 14, 2008
meat* - hanky**
* (flesh, living or dead tissue of an animal)
** (A soft item used to discharge into, whether it be mucus from the nasal cavity, or otherwise.)
Meathanky:
The orifice of a female mammal, usually the Vagina - (pronounced Vah-jinna.)
Can be used as an accessory to a variety of witty and charming pick-up lines, customarily followed by a slap in the face, forcible entry of foreign objects to the anal sphincter, or loud physical contact of hard objects to the proposer's testicular membrane.
* (flesh, living or dead tissue of an animal)
** (A soft item used to discharge into, whether it be mucus from the nasal cavity, or otherwise.)
Meathanky:
The orifice of a female mammal, usually the Vagina - (pronounced Vah-jinna.)
Can be used as an accessory to a variety of witty and charming pick-up lines, customarily followed by a slap in the face, forcible entry of foreign objects to the anal sphincter, or loud physical contact of hard objects to the proposer's testicular membrane.
by BioMenace September 24, 2008
To use a credit card impulsively for a purchase. If you have no credit card, then a debit card will do as well. If you are not broke.
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Bud: Dude, harsh, this is total grindage, I got no shrapnel to pay for this chili dog and slurpee man!
Doyle: Woah bro, no worries!! Chill about the chili! Just slap your plastic!!
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(Grindage is used in this context as meaning shitty, rotten, lame, bunk, etc.)
Doyle: Woah bro, no worries!! Chill about the chili! Just slap your plastic!!
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(Grindage is used in this context as meaning shitty, rotten, lame, bunk, etc.)
by BioMenace December 10, 2008
The noun causing idiots and retards to think of two girls eating each other's mighty vaginas, when they meet someone professing to be an actor.
Jeffy: Uh, uh, Tina, what are you doing with yourself these days?
Tina: Well, I've taken quite a shine to being a thespian! My roommate Julie turned me on to it!
Jeffy: Well it's good you're not Catholic or Muslim! They really hate that kind of thing, but I'm sure I could help you look for a nice gay bar to hang out in. *nods supportively*
Tina: ...uh...what?!
Tina: Well, I've taken quite a shine to being a thespian! My roommate Julie turned me on to it!
Jeffy: Well it's good you're not Catholic or Muslim! They really hate that kind of thing, but I'm sure I could help you look for a nice gay bar to hang out in. *nods supportively*
Tina: ...uh...what?!
by BioMenace December 13, 2008