hurt carl

when you poop in a sock and hit someone with the soiled sock.

I got so annoyed by her that i hurt carled her ass to the wal-mart.

by Billy wanger February 27, 2004

titastic

One who is totally well indowed in the tit area, otherwise know as boobs, tits, buggoblies, or melons

Kara was so titastic that her back was permanently hunched, giving her good back door possibilities.

by Billy wanger February 27, 2004

hurt carl with quarters

when you eat nothing but quarters for a week. then poop all that into a sock and beat someone with it.

I liked the new Illinois quarter that i ate nothing but them and hurt carled with quarters the inventor.

by Billy wanger February 27, 2004