*WARNING* THIS MANEUVER REQUIRES A MIN. Of (1) WINGMAN— The fun begins when your compadré agrees to assist you in taking down one in the herd- a real BRAMA BULL- your Wingman will maneuver to take out any grazing in the area so it’s an easy kill shot- once you drag that Lunker back to your room, you MUST insist she sit on your face pronto- if your not seeing stars, keep on keepin on brother
Me and Antoine werr having a drink up at the Liquor Box, when a set of ‘DOOZIES’ walked in prolly weighin in combined 510-569Lb
I convinced Antoine to run block while I dragged one of those HOGNELLERS back to my hotel room to sit on my face for a cuppa!
I convinced Antoine to run block while I dragged one of those HOGNELLERS back to my hotel room to sit on my face for a cuppa!
by Billy Gaggins December 20, 2024
A diabolical maneuver applied to a man after he’s passed out cold. She pulls out your little pecker, proceeds to quickly turn it into a soft pretzel twist, then yanks it like she’s trying to start your shitty lawnmower
Reputa heard I cheated on her,so she waited until I was passed out to give me the filthiest Wisconsin Twister I’ve ever had. I Woke up squeeling like a pig & shit my pants
by Billy Gaggins April 07, 2019
When lying down in your bed, peacefully dozing off to sleep after a 12hr work day, and your old lady decides to start throwing flames out her back butt -so fierce & explosive that even a Dutch oven doesn’t stand a chance. It will seek, destroy & flatten anything in its path
Elrod said he was laying in bed, his old lady snoring away like a filthy animal, when she starts firing Ghost Flames at him from point blank range. He hasn’t been the same since
by Billy Gaggins December 13, 2019