2 definitions by Billy Dave
Commonly used term for a divorced man who lives in his mum's spare room and has suffered from a regrowth of his virginity.
by Billy Dave June 14, 2020
when a courtesy flush does not do the trick and skid marks are still present, a shit swipe is in need. When you flush the toilet and the water receeds, grab a handful of toilet paper and "swipe" the skid marks. this should leave your toilet bowl clean.
by Billy Dave April 18, 2009