lifespam

The length of time an ad/brochure/campaign/joke lasts before becoming annoying.

Wow, that "wardrobe malfunction" was fun for quite a while before it hit the end of its lifespam.

by Billiard Instructor April 05, 2012

nearacle

When something astounding happens, but it's not quite a miracle, it's a nearacle.

"Hard to believe I got through that speed trap going 80. It's a nearacle!"

by Billiard Instructor April 06, 2012