fermental

A state of mental illness where a post menopausal woman describes herself on an adult site as "juicy" when the photographic evidence is clear shes fermenting from multiple yeast infections... and mucus build up...
Dude, that old chick has to be fermental her pussy looks like a plate of bad clams on an old beef pancake....
by Bill the Random December 21, 2010
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ohio lullabies

Lying to yourself and others to achieve a state of well being and to compensate for deserved low self-esteem..
OMG that fugly chick is telling herself ohio lullabies if she thinks shes fuckable by humans.... or most mammals
by bill the random December 23, 2010
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