Bill the Random's definitions

Relapsturbation

A whining excuse by a drunk or druggie for everything thats just jerking your dick and blame shifting..

He was in full stroke Relapsturbation saying "Dude I was relapsed when I stold your car ran over your sister, then fucked your 3 year old......Im not responsible.. I was relapsed.... I need rehab"

Then I clubbed the troll like a harp seal.....

by Bill the Random December 20, 2010

Gnomaste

A pretentious gnomish salutation alluding to imaginary "spiritual" status which is in reality a charm of protection for the smallest and most feeble of all trolls, dwarves and frightened little squirrels to hide behind and excuse any action...

I didnt mean to eat all the shrooms Gnomie....don't beat me up.. I couldnt help it.. I was gnomeschooled

Gnomaste..

by Bill the random December 20, 2010