Definitions by Bill n Ted

Encrotchment 

The act of accidentally smashing your crotch by getting to ahead of yourself

I was so excited that i jumped on the swing too fast and sat on my testicles receiving encrotchment

Encrotchment by bill n ted July 11, 2012

grundfuttock 

large groups of naked angry dwarves weilding oddly shaped hammers wearing cock rings

"Bill just got bum rushed by this crazy grundfuttock in the quad."

grundfuttock by Bill n Ted September 20, 2005