Encrotchment

The act of accidentally smashing your crotch by getting to ahead of yourself
I was so excited that i jumped on the swing too fast and sat on my testicles receiving encrotchment
by bill n ted July 09, 2012
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grundfuttock

large groups of naked angry dwarves weilding oddly shaped hammers wearing cock rings
"Bill just got bum rushed by this crazy grundfuttock in the quad."
by Bill n Ted September 21, 2005
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