Bill Tompkins's definitions

Effective Last Friday

Term used to refer to someone who has been fired from their job.

Person 1: Where's Ed? I haven't seen him.
Person 2: Oh, you didn't hear? He's an Effective Last Friday.

Person 1: Bummer.

by Bill Tompkins September 11, 2010

No Caker

Term used for someone who has been fired or forced to resign from their job, hence there being no cake to eat at a going away party.

Person 1: Too bad about Frank resigning. When's the party? Person 2: There's isn't one. He's a no caker.

by Bill Tompkins September 11, 2010