Definitions by Bill Fey

masturscration 

The Act of scratching ones own back with a back scratching device as opposed to having someone else do it for you.

I was just using my backscratcher to scratch my back. She looked at me as if I was enganging in some filthy ritual like Masturscration. It felt so good, I thought I was going to have a scratchgasm.

masturscration by Bill Fey May 30, 2008

Scratchgasm 

That feeling you get with a really good backscratch.

She scratched my back and it felt like I was going to have a scratchgasm.

Scratchgasm by Bill Fey May 30, 2008