by Bill Beef July 04, 2025
Get the Dirt slob mug.A dumbrella is an crappy umbrella that does a shit job of keeping you dry. It easily gets blown in the wrong direction by wind.
My umbrella was working fine for a brief minute until a little gust of wind turned it into a dumbrella.
by Bill Beef February 16, 2025
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For linguists who are working on a masters degree or higher that want to dive deeper into this word, it can also be spelled “wank & spank”, “wankenspank” or “wank and spank”
For linguists who are working on a masters degree or higher that want to dive deeper into this word, it can also be spelled “wank & spank”, “wankenspank” or “wank and spank”
by Bill Beef July 03, 2025
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Get the Shit clown mug.A urinal talker is a guy who makes small talk with you while he is using the urinal next to you. The urinal talker will say things like “boy, we're really having some weather today” or “work has been really going rough all day today” and other similar small talk while you are trying to concentrate on peeing.
A urinal talker was making small talk with me at the urinal next to me, and I'm thinking “man, will you shut the fuck up and let me pee!”
by Bill Beef August 16, 2025
Get the Urinal talker mug.A homophobe is a dirt slob who likes to eat at Hooters, goes to titty bars every weekend and has posters of nude women all over their walls. They're constantly talking about pussy and bragging about how much pussy they get but in actuality they get little to none. They hate LGBT people because they're jealous that LGBT folk actually have an amazing sex life, while the homophobe is a limp dicked buffoon who needs Viagra to get it up. The homophobe is obsessed with being manly and considers it manly to be a slob. They have dirt on their hands because they don't wash often, they like farting around people, they wear shit stained underwear, they don't wipe their ass, they have a gruff appearance and look like they haven't shaved in a few days. They talk with a course voice like they have a sore throat. Their favorite apparel is flannel shirts and clothes with a hunting camouflage pattern. They consider it manly to go hunting and kill dear that can't defend themselves. Their favorite drink up until 2023 was Bud Light when they immediately switched to Coors. They want to make sure everyone around them is straight and they will often ask other guys questions such as “so, you got a girlfriend?” or “wanna go to a titty bar?” to try to determine if all guys around them are straight.
by Bill Beef July 03, 2025
Get the Homophobe mug.a blasted clown is a filthy dirty dumb ass fucking shit clown that really tries your patience at the very precise moment when you are having the worst day of your entire fucking life and things couldn't possibly get any worse until this dumb ass shit clown motherfucker came along. They just seem to come out of the woodworks at you when you are having a particularly miserable day and they just wanna make your life worse.
Whenever I have road rage it is usually because some dumb blasted clown got in front of me and I start shouting “Move you clown! Move you FUCKING clown!! Move you goddamn blasted clown!!! Move!, move!!, move!!!, move!!!!, move!!!!!, move!!!!!!, MOOOOOVVVVVVVVE!!!!!
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