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" John Wayne Gacy died by lethal injection, after his head was bashed wide open by a dozen police officers who he tried to entertain as a clown. "
by Bill Abnovsky August 26, 2006
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1. Lazy Ass
2. Pothead
3. Failure who spends his time talking about nonsense and contributes nothing to society.
1. Lazy Ass
2. Pothead
3. Failure who spends his time talking about nonsense and contributes nothing to society.
by Bill Abnovsky August 26, 2006
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1. Clear alcoholic beverage made from fermented grain or potatoes
2. Water in Russia, since most water found in russia that is not frozen is hazordous to your health and may be fatal
3. God in Russia, the Russian God, or, the God of the Russian people, or perhaps just the poor bums on the streets of Russia
1. Clear alcoholic beverage made from fermented grain or potatoes
2. Water in Russia, since most water found in russia that is not frozen is hazordous to your health and may be fatal
3. God in Russia, the Russian God, or, the God of the Russian people, or perhaps just the poor bums on the streets of Russia
by Bill Abnovsky August 19, 2006
Get the vodka mug.A one year old infant with a high I.Q. and unfathomable intelligence for a child. His plans include killing his mother, Lois, and world domination.
He also likes to be called Snake Griffin.
He also likes to be called Snake Griffin.
by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006
Get the Stewie Griffin mug.Possibly the greatest actor of all time in Western culture.
Has won only one Academy Award, the following list is the films he should have won an Oscar for:
The Godfather
Serpico
The Godfather Part II
Dog Day Afternoon
...And Justice for All
Scarface
Carlito's Way
Should have gotten a nom for The Devil's Advocate and Heat.
Now, the following is a list of actors who won instead of Pacino and their films:
Joel Grey for Cabaret ( Give me a break )
Jack Lemmon for Save The Tiger ( Stewie Griffin Laugh )
Art Carney for Harry and Tonto ( A man and his cat....WTF? )
Jack Nicholson for One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest ( understandable )
Dustin Hoffman for Kramer vs Kramer ( AHAHAHAHA, BS! )
Robert Duvall for Tender Mercies ( This beat Scarface...how? )
Tom Hanks for Philadelphia ( Right.....yeaaaaaah )
There's only one word to describe Pacino's lack of Academy Awards, Pure Hollywood Bullshit.
Has won only one Academy Award, the following list is the films he should have won an Oscar for:
The Godfather
Serpico
The Godfather Part II
Dog Day Afternoon
...And Justice for All
Scarface
Carlito's Way
Should have gotten a nom for The Devil's Advocate and Heat.
Now, the following is a list of actors who won instead of Pacino and their films:
Joel Grey for Cabaret ( Give me a break )
Jack Lemmon for Save The Tiger ( Stewie Griffin Laugh )
Art Carney for Harry and Tonto ( A man and his cat....WTF? )
Jack Nicholson for One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest ( understandable )
Dustin Hoffman for Kramer vs Kramer ( AHAHAHAHA, BS! )
Robert Duvall for Tender Mercies ( This beat Scarface...how? )
Tom Hanks for Philadelphia ( Right.....yeaaaaaah )
There's only one word to describe Pacino's lack of Academy Awards, Pure Hollywood Bullshit.
" Al Pacino Is The Greatest Actor Who Ever Lived! "
" Pacino kicks the crap out of everybody "
" Pacino has managed to perfect the role of an Honest Cop, a Gangster, a Lawyer with a conscience, a Drug Lord, A Theif and a Mafia Boss. For this, he deserves respect, a shit load of respect. "
" Pacino kicks the crap out of everybody "
" Pacino has managed to perfect the role of an Honest Cop, a Gangster, a Lawyer with a conscience, a Drug Lord, A Theif and a Mafia Boss. For this, he deserves respect, a shit load of respect. "
by Bill Abnovsky August 26, 2006
Get the Al Pacino mug.The former last installment of the Rocky Balboa film franchise.
Released in 1990 the film was a massive financial and critical failure.
It begins closely after the end of Rocky IV.There were several reasons why the film failed:
1. Rocky Balboa's son clearly ages significantly from the last film, this was due to Stallone wanting to cast his son in the film who by 1990 was 14, 13 during filming, whereas Rocky's son in the film is 8 in the previous film.
2. Rocky loses his money because of his crook accountant and has to move back to his brother in law's house in downtown Philadelphia. Many fans saw this as a horrible twist in the underdog story that had dominated the series plot line.
3. Rocky is discovered to have suffered brain damage, forcing him to retire.
4. Rocky becomes a manager to a boxer who later betrays him, it is seen as lackluster because Rocky, the fighter has very little place in the film.
5. In the finale where Rocky actually fights his trained pupil, he takes serious blows, but wins and survives. In the original script, Rocky was intended to die after winning the fight, since this did not happen, coupled with his financial downfall many fans viewed the whole story to be pointless.
The film being ridiculed and classified as one of the worst films ever made period prompted Stallone to direct yet another sequel entitled Rocky Balboa released in 2006, which more or less ignored Rocky V except Balboa's financial loss. Since this new last installment was a critical and financial success, many fans and critics suggested forgetting about Rocky V entirely, much like Friday The 13th Part V, which was considered a horrible film in that franchise and was more or less remade in the subsequent sequel prompting fans to forget that film.
Released in 1990 the film was a massive financial and critical failure.
It begins closely after the end of Rocky IV.There were several reasons why the film failed:
1. Rocky Balboa's son clearly ages significantly from the last film, this was due to Stallone wanting to cast his son in the film who by 1990 was 14, 13 during filming, whereas Rocky's son in the film is 8 in the previous film.
2. Rocky loses his money because of his crook accountant and has to move back to his brother in law's house in downtown Philadelphia. Many fans saw this as a horrible twist in the underdog story that had dominated the series plot line.
3. Rocky is discovered to have suffered brain damage, forcing him to retire.
4. Rocky becomes a manager to a boxer who later betrays him, it is seen as lackluster because Rocky, the fighter has very little place in the film.
5. In the finale where Rocky actually fights his trained pupil, he takes serious blows, but wins and survives. In the original script, Rocky was intended to die after winning the fight, since this did not happen, coupled with his financial downfall many fans viewed the whole story to be pointless.
The film being ridiculed and classified as one of the worst films ever made period prompted Stallone to direct yet another sequel entitled Rocky Balboa released in 2006, which more or less ignored Rocky V except Balboa's financial loss. Since this new last installment was a critical and financial success, many fans and critics suggested forgetting about Rocky V entirely, much like Friday The 13th Part V, which was considered a horrible film in that franchise and was more or less remade in the subsequent sequel prompting fans to forget that film.
" Did you see Rocky V? "
" No, I saw Rocky I-IV and skipped V, went to see the sixth one yesterday though "
" Oh yeah, that was a good one "
" No, I saw Rocky I-IV and skipped V, went to see the sixth one yesterday though "
" Oh yeah, that was a good one "
by Bill Abnovsky July 3, 2008
Get the Rocky V mug.A double vaginal penetration of a woman.
Two men having vaginal sex with one women at the same time.
Two men having vaginal sex with one women at the same time.
" One time my girlfriend took on both me and my brother "
" That girl needs to dicks in her vagina to please her "
" She could use a double vaginal penetration "
" That girl needs to dicks in her vagina to please her "
" She could use a double vaginal penetration "
by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006
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