Definitions by Bigmaths

February 28 

If you’re born on this day, congratulations you are truly the biggest fucking G that roams the earth. Not a Kyle or Karen could withstand your supreme awesomeness. Oh your friend told you their birthday is better? Wrong. Hopefully they don’t ever break their back because they are too fucking stupid to be Stephen Hawking. Everyone knows that February is and will always be the best birthday.

Oh you were accepted into Harvard? Well I was born on February 28th so suck my dick.

February 28 by Bigmaths October 16, 2019