ling

An abbreviation of the word "feelings". It is most commonly used in chat sessions such as MSN or AIM.

That woman hurt my lings after breaking up with me.

by Bigmac January 02, 2005

Juiceman

That old guy from the infomercial that buts bananas, underwear, and shoes in the juicer, then drinks the damn thing like a fool.

Hey look at that guy, the Juice man. He's gonna get my underwear.

by BigMac March 25, 2004