supreme beaner

A Mexican who fishes in ditches, sewers or storm drains. Often sighted in the greater Houston area.

Pedro is a supreme beaner. I don't know how he doesn't get hepatitis when he goes fishing.

by Biggins McGee September 17, 2016

rag math

Calculating when your period is going to be to plan for future vacations.

Bob: Hey, let's go camping for Labor Day weekend.
Katie: hmmm, hang on let me look at the calendar. *counting weeks*
Bob: what are you doing?
Katie: Rag math! Gotta make sure Aunt Flo won't be visiting before I agree to the trip.

by Biggins McGee August 31, 2016