BigLud's definitions

Moonburn

The result of staying out in the moonlight too long. Effects may include feelings of awe, inspiration, insight or realization, and becoming a better person. Contraindications: being with other people.

I got baked, fried, and then severely moonburned last night. I'm so friggin' happy.

by BigLud January 23, 2021

anal mole

The sphincter that does not reliably keep information from being leaked out, this mole takes pleasure in permitting the worse offenses to occur in public or in compromising situations for its sadistic pleasure.

I was in the elevator with my supervisor when to my horror, my anal mole perpetrated an act of war. I've made promises of more fiber, but instead I serve him ice cream and shit and he responds with merciless retributive force.

by BigLud October 20, 2019