The sphincter that does not reliably keep information from being leaked out, this mole takes pleasure in permitting the worse offenses to occur in public or in compromising situations for its sadistic pleasure.
I was in the elevator with my supervisor when to my horror, my anal mole perpetrated an act of war. I've made promises of more fiber, but instead I serve him ice cream and shit and he responds with merciless retributive force.
by BigLud October 20, 2019
A single drop of precum that finds itself in a man's underpants after he becomes sexually excited and hard, but does not ejaculate. Often found upon softening during the moment of greatest disappointment.
I was so switched on when Lisa let me stay in her bedroom while she changed her clothes, but then we had to leave. I cried a tear of disappointment.
by BigLud July 19, 2014