Definitions by Big d 82
tufty wigwam
A medevil style fanny that not only droops in nature but is covered in whispy pubic hair giving the resemblance of the wigwams built by ancient Indian tribes.
King Arthur knelt on one knee...and peered down at gweniveres tufty wigwam, it was at that point he decided to pursue his dream of drinking from the furry cup
tufty wigwam by Big d 82 October 13, 2017
slowcock
A person that usually understands something 5 minutes after every one else. Or a person that consistently holds people up by foot, car or any other form of transportation.