Definitions by Big baws macgraw

Pre cocked

When you step up to a public convenience to relieve yourself and pull your pork out before being in place at your stall so other men see your disadvantage.

I was minding my own business in the toilet and a guy came in and pre cocked me. Looked like an upside down gonzo. That fucker just pre cocked me.

Pre cocked by Big baws macgraw October 14, 2026

carnoustie twist 

When your mum takes you out on the lash, waits to see you having a good time then wants to go home immediately...

My ma threw a carnoustie twist last night.

carnoustie twist by Big baws macgraw January 3, 2022

Cumberland Scotch Egg 

When an egg is inserted into a vagina. The stomach is then punched and the egg is then consumed frantically.

Your getting a Cumberland scotch egg hen.

Cumberland Scotch Egg by Big baws macgraw November 10, 2021

cumberland scotch egg 

When a man sticks an egg in your fanny then punches you in the stomach then eats it.

Cumberland scotch egg- Come here and eat your fucking egg

cumberland scotch egg by Big baws macgraw November 6, 2021