carnoustie twist

When your mum takes you out on the lash, waits to see you having a good time then wants to go home immediately...

My ma threw a carnoustie twist last night.

by Big baws macgraw January 03, 2022

Cumberland Scotch Egg

When an egg is inserted into a vagina. The stomach is then punched and the egg is then consumed frantically.

Your getting a Cumberland scotch egg hen.

by Big baws macgraw November 10, 2021

cumberland scotch egg

When a man sticks an egg in your fanny then punches you in the stomach then eats it.

Cumberland scotch egg- Come here and eat your fucking egg

by Big baws macgraw November 06, 2021