schmegma

The unidentified mess of human penial glop usually containing hair, blood, mucus, semen, or strange crustiness.

"I will have a side of wheat toast and heavy on the schmegma."

by Big Leon July 25, 2004

nigga, please

When there's someting that can't possibly be right.

"Nigga, you wearin' Skin Bracer? Aint no bitches gonna be fuckin wit you."
"Nigga please, you know I aint splashin' no boosit on me, Im a through nigga."

by Big Leon July 25, 2004

el asso explosivo

What happens a few hours after eating a huge mexican dinner.

"Where's Garret?"
"He's having an el asso explosivo after his four extra bean and beef burritos."

by Big Leon July 25, 2004

jahooby

marijana rolled into a cigarette form

"Eh man, you gonna pass that jahooby or nurse it all day?"

by Big Leon July 26, 2004