Definitions by Big Jock79

Purple end

The enflamed bulbus end of a penis that resembles a German soldiers helmet.

Example 1: "I gave Sally the purple end for the first time last night, she loved it"

Example 2: "Bugger off and dont come back you little cunt or i will shove my purple end up uor arse"

Purple end by Big Jock79 December 16, 2010

Cunt Rattle 

A sudden burst of trapped air from the vagina. Somtimes known as a fanny fart.

Paaaarrrrrpppp! "My goodness Sophie was that your bottom that made that awfull noise?" "No Alexandria it was a Cunt Rattle"

Cunt Rattle by Big Jock79 December 16, 2010

Knocking her fillings out 

To make love to a woman in a hard energetic mannor. So much so that it may loosen the fillings in her teeth.

Q: "I heard your bed springs from next door Bob. must have been some session."
A: "It sure was Bill my cock is throbbing i was knocking her fillings out."

Knocking her fillings out by Big Jock79 December 16, 2010

Split Neep 

A Scots term for a vagina with larger than normal outer labia. Normally found on heavier women.

Q:My god Jimmy, did you see the fanny on her.

A:Aye Tam, it looked like a split neep

Split Neep by Big Jock79 December 3, 2010

Bacon rejects

A unsightly vagina that resembles a bag of bacon off cuts.
Normally sold on the cheep for making soup and the likes.

Hay Jimmy, how did you get on with that blond girl on saturday?

Dont ask. I got her pants off and her cunt was like a bag of bacon rejects. I will be having nightmares for years. Still fucked her though.

Bacon rejects by Big Jock79 December 3, 2010

Vomiting Dummy 

A penis, that produces semen when sucked Vigorously.

Q; Bob did you get your cock sucked at the weekend?

A; Sure did frank, she got to meet Albert the vomiting dummy. He spewed all over her face.

Vomiting Dummy by Big Jock79 December 3, 2010