4 definitions by Big Headed Midget

Wisconsin Bod

Wisconsin Bod is a hairless barrel-shaped body seen in a variety of Wisconsin waters. This body shall many times comes with a full head of hair unbeknownst to geographical specialists worldwide. Beyond that, it will also be accompanied by gas station-bought non-polarized lenses and one of three different canned beers. Stomach to chest ratio is typically 3:1 and is very representative of your average Midwestern sledding hill

"Hey, look at that guy over there with the snicker titties. Total Wisconsin Bod!"

by Big Headed Midget June 28, 2016

Sandusky Punch

Same as Donkey Punch....but with a minor.....who is usually male.

I can't believe that guy repeatedly Sandusky Punched me at Band Camp.

by Big Headed Midget December 13, 2011

Fad-Bod

Not to be confused with Dad-Bod, this is a temporary condition. A condition in which a sudden and intense emphasis is placed on the latest fad (i.e Crossfit, P90X, BowFlex). This is usually accompanied with a perceived increase in knowledge as it pertains to health, exercise and existence. It also starts the clock on massive injury and disappointment for them yet self-affirming fulfillment for you. In some cases involving white 30-somethings they might begin training for marathons or in, extreme cases, Ironman's. Dismiss these people altogether.

Check that guy out over there in the yoga pants. I used to see him in line at Cinnabon every day and now he almost looks presentable. Yep, textbook Fad-Bod

by Big Headed Midget May 12, 2015

Man Tai

A transparent non-alcoholic drink usually carried by expecting mothers. A fake adult beverage

Look at that broad over there, she's got a Man Tai in her hand. I knew she was knocked up.

by Big Headed Midget January 17, 2013