fmitawash

sometime in the not to distant past when tele tubbies play with your mind

Used when somethin bizzarre or unbelievable happens. Fuck me in the arse with a shoe horn!, that dog just exploded!

by Big Dog July 07, 2004

mott

the word mott has been for a while and is slang for fanny

Your walikin down the road and see a real sexy lady, you say to your mate i'd lick her mott!

by Big Dog July 07, 2004

clam diver

n. a derogatory synonymn for lesbian

She's a total clam diver, man. She loves to chow pussy.

by Big Dog March 28, 2003

winkle picker

on morcambe bay, there are a bunch of dead koreans that drowned a while back after gettin stuck pickin winkles illeagally. they looked tired, slanty eyed, and mauled.

after a heavy night on the piss dan saw dave who was looking dog rough. dan sid unto dave " fuck me, you look like a damned winkle picker!

by Big Dog July 07, 2004